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It is human nature to whine and complain and gripe and bellyache and criticize and grumble and protest and nitpick. We here at whine911 don't want you to bottle up all that hostility towards a situation or person. That's not good for your mental health. You need an outlet for your whines and complaints, and whine911 is the place to come. Our staff, led by Ms. Whine herself, Winnifred, will listen to your whining, criticizing, griping, bellyaching, grumbling, complaining, protesting, and nitpicking thoughts and send you on your way feeling better. Also, as you can see in the menu to the left, we have a selection of aged whines for your pleasure. Pick the category you would like to select from and enjoy. While you are at it, get out a good block of Havarti, or Colby, or even some Gouda, to enjoy with your whines.
p.s. Winnifred has adapted some well known quotes. See them here. |
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Whine911.com; the home of Winnifred and the place for all those who whine, complain, gripe, protest, criticize, bellyache, grumble, protest, and nitpick. Come to whine911.com to get all your negative thoughts off your chest, and meet others of like feelings. unless otherwise noted, all design and content © Richard W. Killey, 2004 - to contact Richard please click here |
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